Okay, Twilight - welcome to your first lesson of flight training.
For starters, let me show you how it's done!
Errrm, Rainbow... Are you sure about this?
Of course I am.
I'm Rainbow Dash, best fag in Equestria.
What?!
Err.. I mean best flyer...
too.
I. Am Speed.
(guy in background) JESUS
What a dick.
flappy mouth sounds
Fuck.
We were meant to make cupcakes together today.
Hmm, she's becoming more of a silly billy every day
it's starting to get on my nerves!
Oh well - more for me!
gigglegigglegiggle
huh?!
SON OF A
I swear, everypony's starting to become big 'ol grumps. I just don't get it!
Ever since Rarity became a massive attention (w)horse, as well as causing everypony grief, it's been nothing but chaos.
Shoot, it won't be long until we all turn on each other, I say! It's certainly getting me riled up just thinking about it!
Well, as long as Rainbow Dash doesn't start to be a mean 'ol show off during Twilight's flying lesson today,
we should be fi-
Applejack - I need a vacation.
Errrrm, Rainbow - you're really acting like an asshole now. I swear, everypony's going crazy!
You ruined Applejack's barn, interrupted Pinkie's baking, as well as causing heavy damage to her forehead,
stopped whatever the hell Fluttershy was doing, as well as ruin Rarity's dress...
even though she's a massive tool.
Can't you see how much damage you've caused?!
Lighten up, Twi. At least it's not as bad as when Spitfire first learnt to fly.
*death screams*
Ugh - This issue always inflames people.